• Even though your natural hair colour is lighter than black, the bloody teachers and discipline masters will force you to dye them black.
• If you're not properly attired, you'll get kicked out of school. I mean, whuttt?
• Even after you've graduated and you have a name like "The School Prefect" or "The Student Councillor", you're always and forever will be. Where the fook are your senses, man? People change and sometimes they change because they wanna try out something new. SO STOP TELLING US WHAT TO DO.
• No ankle socks. Only socks with your school names. Ew? That's so out of fashion. I know this is school and stuff but, everyone is different in their own ways.
• School ties must be long enough to touch waist level. Okay. Acceptable cause short ties may give you that "bitch" image or something. I don't know. Just saying. Don't get offended if you're one of them. I'm saying this in general.
• Skirts must reach knee-level for girls. Unless stated otherwise. HAHA. What if we're naturally tall and skinny? You still want us to wear some baggy skirt that's always so loose and you need a pin to tighten it? Hmm.
• Pants for guys shouldn't be tapered in schools. Wait, why? Does it affect their studies? No? THEN WHY!? :/

Umm.. I think I said it all. Wait, no. But that's all I could think of. Ha ha. I'm glad I'm not in Secondary School any more. Bye.